For The Huddled Masses
February 5, 2010
Yesterday A Million Inches Delicious acquired 6000 total views. That means either 6000 people have looked at this bloggestry once, or a handful of those closest to me visit 50 times a day. I’m shooting for somewhere in the middle.
I did want to thank all of you for being so easily tricked into reading my flash memoir, and as a token of that appreciation, here are all the search terms for the past month that people have used to locate this place among the starburst intestines of the internets. I think it forms a keen little scrapbook of the time we’ve had together:


This means that somewhere out there a person has googled “fat older grandpa” and has found A Million Inches Delicious because of it, the same page that enthusiasts for birthday-hatted cats have inadvertently stumbled upon again and again. Welcome to AMID, lovers of old black men, condoms, and cats. I hope you all are happy here. I know that I am.