Most Accurate And Applicable Fortune Cookie Of All Time

January 27, 2010

Sushi Hama Japanese Restaurant. Albuquerque, New Mexico. Enjoyed a beef and broccoli combo plate and then got served with a fortune cookie full of this:

Get it?
It works because I love masturbating!

Posted by Benson
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2 Responses to “Most Accurate And Applicable Fortune Cookie Of All Time”

  1. Matt said
    January 27, 2010 at 8:01 am

    …IN BED.

    Reply
  2. will said
    January 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    every other day my ass, Ben

    Reply

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